10 Commandment of the Gym
When I was in college I came across some guys that had made their own commandment lists. So I figured I’d make one too. This is 2 years old from back when I was still attending osu so there are some elements of it that deffinatly deals with the gym at the college, but some of the commandments are things that drive me absolutly batshit crazy in the gym.
Thou shalt not bring a cell phone within 15 yards of any weight.
Thou shalt not wear a pop up collar or any other frat house wear.
Thou shalt not curl in the squat rack.
Thou shalt not covet thine neighbors bench.
Honor the presence of Arnold.
Thou shalt not foul up the air with bodily functions best left to the restrooms.
Thou shalt not skip out on lifting because you have a “5 page history paper due” (you know who you are…sinner)
Thou shalt not steal thine neighbors machine when he gets up to stretch.
Remember to not spit in the water fountains.
Thou shalt not look down upon those that are just beginning for we were all newbies at one point.
These are the words of the God of Iron and shall be followed. For his wrath is terrible and great.
